partybarackisinthehousetonight:

please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday

princsex:

rabiesvaccine:

synthbass13:

where-havealltheflowers-gone:

mltrygf:

tylerthecreotter:

IM FUCKIN PISSING

I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT 

The fuck did I just watch.

Can I marry you or

quite possibly the best thing ever

i just peed my pants

gettingridoftheweight:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

OH MY GOD, IT’S BACK.  THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FUCKING VIDEOS EVER.

pauloferreiraa:

i-msherlocked:

themagicrose:

biebersluke:

jan-os-ki-an-s:

illestddlovatos:

divakey:

CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO.

TEAM MICROSOFT.

OMG IT’S BACK YESSSSS

IM CRYING OK HGFJH

but the beginning is such a rich sound i could listen to it all day 

I could listen to this all day omg

I tried to scroll past this and I couldnt

ME GUSTA

its fucking back

fyeahcolinandryan:

Ryan is a first-time mother going from conception to birth.

Probably one of the most hilariously disturbing things to happen on Whose Line.

squidwurd:

we are the generation of innovators

just-another-lurkim:

excusemeandmyexistence:

an-owls-eye:

gay waterbending

I will never not reblog this

The fiercest bender of them all

forever reblogging

lizthefangirl:

jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

they will never understand

profoak:

THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

tardisheart:

DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

the best moment in cinematic history